Be honest! Copy from here, then send directly to me in a comment, then repost the empty questions.
1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
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2) What was your dream growing up?
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3) What talent do you wish you had?
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4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
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5) Favorite vegetable?
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6) What was the last book you read?
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7) What zodiac sign are you?
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8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
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9) Worst Habit?
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10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
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11) What is your favorite sport?
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12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
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13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
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14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
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15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
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16) Do you have any pets?
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17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
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18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
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19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
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20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
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21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
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22) What color eyes do you have?
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23) Ever been arrested?
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24) Bottle or can soda?
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25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
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27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
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28) Do you believe in ghosts?
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29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
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30) Do you swear a lot?
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31) Biggest pet peeve?
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32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
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33) Do you believe/appreciate romance?
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35) Do you believe in God?
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36) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
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So, after bowling... I got a 135 on the second game 0_o woot... [That's a good score] (For a disabled chimpanzee) ... Uh, I'm getting better at least... 'cept the first ball I got was chipped in the thumb-hole n' I gotz sore. Anyhow, after that we go to a local bar called Putters. Play some pool, get merrily drunk, and eat out at Ihop later while relaxing and chatting up about work and such. Woo! I kinda like being able to do that and just talk to people about stuff over a few drinks, a meal, whatever. Even the bowling was fun, I won one of our hands of cards XD... which makes up for all the others I've lost.
Heeh, then Today he comes in and says his wife [she's the one that got our team started] (They're called "Gutter or Bust") made me a birthday cheesecake. :3. Seriously that's freaking awesome. He may be old, 36... 38ish... but he still knows how t' have fun n' plans some kickass get togethers. And, Halloween is like his Christmas... he even took his vacation off work for it. So, It's kinda cool to have people I can hang out with and actually do some social stuff around. Y'know, the normal social stuff... Not weird furry crap where you're mostly only hanging out cause you're part of the fandom and have absolutely no other similar interests otherwise. [Dude, there're so many gay furs around here] (And none of them hot les-beings) [Les-beings?] (you know, being Les...) [<_<;;] Hmmm, I met one new fur around here. She's kinda nice, nothing particularly interesting mind you, but she's interested in starting up a DnD group. See if that goes anywhere. But OI! I think she could have a small article in ED with all the stuff I saw just from ONE MEETING! [Drama... from a FURRY?] (N'ah...) I SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY am starting to just hate furries... y'know, but then I see every other fucking group/fandom/organization out there and say... eh, it's no worse really. I also got an electric blanket... it's so warm and toasty... Mmmm... Makes me feel like a Quizno's sub. Warm and toasty [and way to full of fat to be healthy] (What about unappetizing?) [half-baked!] (Cheesy!) .... right... I forget what I'd done at bowling... but I was also called a dork by a 2/3 vote. WOo!
- Mood:
dorky - Music:Portal Ending Theme
| Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is... | ||||
| Your Score: | Average For All Users | Average For All Straight Single Yellowish-Skinned 22 to 28-Year old Males (43 total) | ||
| Dating | 46.15% | 34.11% | 33.01% | Dated seriously |
| Self-Lovin' | 37.88% | 60.95% | 48.45% | When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself |
| Shamelessness | 91.94% | 77.37% | 80.27% | Has yet to see self in mirror |
| Sex Drive | 85.71% | 75.04% | 76.02% | Monks are envious |
| Straightness | 44.44% | 39.26% | 34.58% | Experienced, but with room to grow |
| Dominant | 86.67% | 86.73% | 88.06% | Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs |
| Submissive | 92.06% | 87.11% | 91.22% | Submits to no one... almost |
| Fucking Sick | 90.82% | 89.85% | 92.93% | Refreshingly normal |
| Gayness | 100% | 78.2% | 92.98% | Repressed, are we? |
| Total Score | 77.57% | 73.76% | 74.81% | |
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| You scored as Millennium Falcon (Star Wars) The world around you is at war. Fortunately you know how to handle that with the greatest of ease. You are one of the best at what you do and no one needs to tell you that. Now if only the droids could be quiet for five seconds.
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Apparently I'd have been on Serenity, but I got a wookie!
So, Boring, it was VERY Boring. Heaps and heaps of paper to be counted by hand. Yeah, not fun... UNTIL, I happen to turn forwards and actually LOOK into what I find out is a BAT! So, gloves on and everything I grab this little bad and find it's quite dead. I named him Maggot-filled, it was a suitable name as it turned out. So, people just heard me going, "BAT!!! It's a BAT!" In my damndest cheery voice, and then watching me sneak around as I throw my little pet at people for surprise. However, because of the shouting, few people are surprised. Hence, I wind up laying Maggot-filled down on a sheet of paper while I go and get my work done.
Hoo boy, I came back later and there were SO Many maggots just crawling outta him. Poor baby. Not even a proper burial for him, nope. Oh well...
- Mood:
hungry
I first heard this on the local High School's Sunday night show. "Weird Stuff for an hour" Where you get to hear all SORTS of crazy things... THIS, well, THIS needed posting from YouTube.
1. Where is your cell phone?
"In My Pants!"
2. Your girlfriend/boyfriend/hubby?
In my Dreams
3. Your hair?
On My Head
4. Where is your father?
In The Grave
5. Your favorite thing to do?
R and ARR
6. Your dream last night?
Gone Like Smoke
7. Your favorite drink?
Is Highly Intoxicating
8. Your dream car?
Costs Too Much
9. The room you’re in?
Is My Own
10. You fear?
The Great Unknown
11. Who did you hang out with last night?
The Head Voices
12. What aren’t you good at?
Much Too Much
13. Muffins?
Oh Ehm Gee!
14. One of your wish list items?
God Damn Superpowers! [superpowers is SO one word!]
15. The last thing you did?
Talked to Myself
16. What are you wearing?
Frisky, Ain't ya
17. Your pet?
I Wanna pet
18. Your computer?
Mother Fucking EMachine!
19. Your life?
Not So Fulfilling
20. Your mood?
Insanity is Fun
21. Missing?
Lost and Found
22. What are you thinking about right now?
I Don't KNOW...
23. Your car?
Reliable and Durable.
24. Your work?
Crazy Going Slowly
25. Your summer?
Weren't of Love
26. Your relationship status?
Heart Break Hotel
27. Your favorite color(s)?
Lots Of Black
28. When is the last time you laughed?
Some Time Earlier.
29. Last time you cried?
Boys Don't Cry
30. School?
Need more Minerals
Work is being... weird... to say the least. Many of you know how much I dislike my job, though I cannot complain of both my wages and benefits. To be honest, the main problem of the tasks lie in the people and the way that it is run. Regardless, things have gotten a little sadder today as one of the cool guys there has [because of the people and the way that it is run] turned in his resignation. This, along with many of the other occurances today make me need a nice little bit of personal meditation on the manner.
Besides that, I have a shitload of books to mail to my sister and the new dollar coin is out... Me bag of pirate gold need replenishing.
- Location:A computer, of course
- Mood: contemplative
- Music:Panic at the Disco! - Time to Dance
Your Score: Longcat
52 % Affection, 37 % Excitability , 44 % Hunger
Protector of truth.
Slayer of darkness.
Loooooong.
Longcat may seem like just a regular lengthy cat, but he is, in fact, looong. For proof, observe the longpic.
It is prophesized that Longcat and his archnemesis Tacgnol will battle for supremacy on Caturday. The outcome will change the face of the world, and indeed the very fabric of lolcatdom, forever.
Be grateful that the test has chosen you, and only you, to have this title.
| Link: The Which Lolcat Are You? Test written by GumOtaku on OkCupid, home of the The Dating Persona Test |
Your Score: Neutral-Evil
22% Good, 48% Chaotic
Plane of Existence: The Gray Waste, "Hades". Description: Here, all emotion and compassion is drained away, until only hopelessnes, selfishness and apathy remain.
Examples of Neutral-Evils (Ethically Neutral, Morally Evil)
Hojo (FFVII)
Sauron
Long John Silver
Stalin (revolutionary/governor)
Puts self-interest before all else. Will only cooperate when material rewards are high. Untrustworthy; has contempt or fear for all others. The ultimate motive is self-preservation and promotion of their schemes. There are no barriers to their actions. Amoral.
Will not necessarily keep their word
Would attack an unarmed foe
Will use poisons
Will not help those in need
May work with others
Indifferent to higher authority
Indifferent to organizations
Neutral Evil "Pure Evil"
"Malefactor"
A neutral evil [person] does whatever she can get away with. She is out for herself, pure and simple. She sheds no tears for those she kills, whether for profit, sport, or convenience. She has no love of order and holds no illusion that following laws, traditions, or codes would make her any better or more noble. On the other hand, she doesn't have the restless nature or love of conflict that a chaotic evil villain has.
A thief and a mercenary is an example of a Neutral Evil [person].
Some neutral evil villains hold up evil as an ideal, committing evil for its own sake. Most often, such villains are devoted to evil deities or secret societies.
Neutral evil is pure pragmatism without honor and without variation - survival of the fittest.
Other Alignments and Tendencies (Tendenices are what you would more often sway towards; esp. for Neutrals):
0-39% Good, 0-39% Chaotic: Lawful-Evil
0-39% Good, 61-100% Chaotic: Chaotic-Evil
40-60% Good, 0-39% Chaotic: Lawful-Neutral
40-60% Good, 40-60% Chaotic: True Neutral
40-60% Good, 61-100% Chaotic: Chaotic-Neutral
61-100% Good, 0-39% Chaotic: Lawful-Good
61-100% Good, 40-60% Chaotic: Neutral-Good
61-100% Good, 61-100% Chaotic: Chaotic-Good
| Link: The Alignment Test written by xan81 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test |
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Aww crap... emo, Geezer? Fuck.... fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck! [guess what my answer was to how often I swear?]
- Mood:
cranky
[Oh yes, that's why.]
M'eh.
Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating. |
